Lemonade
ShittyA substance found at the local football stadium. It is of thick consistency, and is more like syrup than lemonade. Probably because it comes from a stand that serves snow cones. I managed to poison half the band with a substance that was supposedly lemonade. No one wanted to cheer. Everyone just wanted to barf. And those of us who drank greater quantities, like me, still do.
Death Lemonade (Definition 2):
A product advertised as lemonade, but tastes like sugar farted into a cup. Farting sucrose doesn't taste good. In the least. The only liquid, to my knowledge, that makes one want to kill oneself, without any pre-existing depression. It's just that disgusting. And it just makes you feel that terrible.
That was my high school football experience tonight. I won't be surprised if I'm not at school in the morning.
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