Death Lemonade:

A substance found at the local football stadium. It is of thick consistency, and is more like syrup than lemonade. Probably because it comes from a stand that serves snow cones. I managed to poison half the band with a substance that was supposedly lemonade. No one wanted to cheer. Everyone just wanted to barf. And those of us who drank greater quantities, like me, still do.

Death Lemonade (Definition 2):

A product advertised as lemonade, but tastes like sugar farted into a cup. Farting sucrose doesn't taste good. In the least. The only liquid, to my knowledge, that makes one want to kill oneself, without any pre-existing depression. It's just that disgusting. And it just makes you feel that terrible.


That was my high school football experience tonight. I won't be surprised if I'm not at school in the morning.

I've gained 19 levels in WoW since my last journal. Can't wait to be 70, but I also want to be relatively decently geared before I get there.

In general, I've been feeling restless lately...I need to get away for a bit...think some things through and think some things out. Hopefully I come back a better person, and hopefully I get some brilliant, revolutionary, world saving idea to get people to start thinking and stop going. I will make Communism work, damn it. I will design a city. I will reduce carbon emissions if it's the last thing I do. Oops, I exhaled. Carbon emission. My eyes are dry, my back hurts, overall I feel like shit but I'm not sick. Long story short, I need to get out from in front of this computer. I'm losing my mind, end of story.

Expect me not to be online the first couple days of summer vacation, I need isolation. Expect me to come back with lots of pictures. If you really need me, Claire'll know where to find me. Don't know how I'm gonna last until summer vacation.

Well, it's that time of year again. Everyone goes off and parties with every anime nerd in the state at Sakura-con. And I can't go. So I'm getting a head count of who's still here. If you're staying, say I, if you're not...go have fun at your convention.

Have a quiz.

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[x] I have many scars.
[ ] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[x] I have/I've had braces.
[x] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. (Everywhere except my face...)

Family/Home Life:
[x] I've sworn at my parents. (And my grandma...)
[/] I've run away from home. (I've planned it)
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[/] I want to have kids someday. (They can be cute...until I think about it)
[ ] I've had children. (I thought that said "I've had a children")
[ ] I've lost a child.

School/Work
[x] I'm in school
[ ] I have a job. (I'm getting paid to teach a flash class at my school.)
[ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[x] I almost always do my homework. (No almost about it)
[/] I've missed a week or more of school. (Do snow days count?)
[x] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. (Every year since sixth grade...I got my first letter last week!)
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year
[ ] I've stolen something from my job.
[ ] I've been fired.

Embarrassment
(I don't get embarrassed about things like this...it takes skill to make me embarrassed)
[x] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry. (Well...they didn't used to...now I understand how emo Walt Disney must have been.)
[x] I've peed from laughing.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've had my pants rip in public.

Health
[x] I was born with a disease/impairment. (Hypothyroidism)
[ ] I've gotten stitches/staples.
[x] I've broken a bone. (It was a fracture)
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[x] I've had chicken pox.

Traveling
[x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. (Montana, dude)
[x] I've been on a plane. (Four times within two weeks; never before, never since.)
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan. (All of you mofos who have, I hate you with all of my soul)
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.

Experiences
[x] I've gotten lost in my city. (Considering the only place I'm allowed to go to in my city is the mall...and I've gotten lost in that...it counts...)
[x] I've seen a shooting star.
[x] I've wished on a shooting star
[x] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[ ] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. (It was awesome)
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle. (I'm one of those sissies Nick was referring to)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been Skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've seen the Northern lights.
[ ] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[/] I've played chicken. (Not the kind you're thinking of)
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[x] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[/] I've been snowboarding. (Kind of)

Relationships
[x] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I've been the dumped more than the dumper.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.
[x] I am a cuddler.
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[ ] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[ ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[x] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol
[ ] I've consumed alcohol.
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking.
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E.
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (Shut others out and blow them to bits)
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[ ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying.

Death and Suicide
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals.
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[x] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[/] I've planned my own suicide. (Define "planned." If the plans have to have any cognitive thought in them, that's a no.)
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[x] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[x] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. (Internet ftw)
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[x] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[x] I collect comic books. (Star Trek ftw)
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.

Random
[x] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[/] I open up to others easily. You ask me a question I'm most likely going to answer it. (Depends on what I'm opening up about, and who.)
[x] I watch the news.
[x] I don't kill bugs.
[x] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[x] I curse regularly. (I can control it.)
[x] I sing in the shower. (Sometimes.)
[x] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[/] I'm a snob about grammar. (I'm a snob about people completely disregarding it.)
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x] I twirl my hair.
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[x] I love being neat. (I'm just not.)
[ ] I love Spam (Never had it.)
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[x] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[x] I've worn pajamas to school.
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[x] I believe in ghosts.

[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish.
[x] I love white chocolate
[ ] I bite my nails.
[x] I play video games.
[ ] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names.
[x] I'm good at remembering dates. (Dates have numbers, thus I remember)
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[x] All of those are answered honestly.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting


Waking Up:
Lost Heaven-L'Arc~en~Ciel

First Day At School:
2rant-Starving-2, The Ranting Gryphon

Falling In Love:
Captain Jack-Captain Jack

Fight Song:
Pokemon Theme #1

Breaking Up:
See You Again-Miley Cyrus

Prom night:
Something About You-Boston

Life:
Banana Phone-Raffi

Mental Breakdown:
Ebay-Weird Al

Driving:
I'll Be Home for Christmas-Bing Crosby

Flashback:
Everyone's A Little Bit Racist-Avenue Q

Getting back together:
Damaged People-Depeche Mode

Wedding:
Life is Like a Boat-Rie Fu

Birth of Child:
White & Nerdy-Weird Al

Final Battle:
Comedy Tonight-A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Funeral Song:
Promises in the Dark-Pat Benetar

Final Credits:
2rant-Fashion-2, The Ranting Gryphon